"what a fucking loser"

—me, to me, about me (via protective)
  words    queued  

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

  uh yeah  

vermere:

"the poetry of the earth is never dead."
love love love springtime at uchicago. 

  uchicago    queued  

imbryonykate:

Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

painttaire:

on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations 

and it’s a different one every time

i mean

this

is

just

hilarious

i love the xkit guy

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

that last post i reblogged was pretty cool but SO HETERONORMATIVE like… why should i care what sitting position men find attractive??? why should i care what men think is attractive in general?? why is a man’s idea of attractiveness important to anything ever????????

beben-eleben:

Body Language Secrets Everyone Must Know
by Aldis Kalnins 

  cool things  

"You all are going to have to trust me. I got a PhD in stuff that was even weirder than this."

—Linear algebra professor (via attackonstudying)
  oh god